would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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