Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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