What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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