Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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