I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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