question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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