so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
