I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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