Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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