it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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