The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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