the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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