Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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