I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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