i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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