OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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