I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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