He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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