So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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