I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you didnt know i had herpes?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Floor bacon is actually really good
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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