so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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