would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
