The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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