I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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