whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Let's get the cat blown out
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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