we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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