Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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