dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How does it feel to date your dad?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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