Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I FOUND THE LEGS
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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