i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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