Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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