i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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