Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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