Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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