I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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