Can i not drive my cunt home
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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