Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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