Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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