I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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