Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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