just come out here and I will go home with you...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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