well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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