i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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