I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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