I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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