You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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