we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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