Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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