Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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