Whod you bang
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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