just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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