i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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