And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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