I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.