have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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